Fashionistas – How to be ready for sudden mode change!
Courtesy of Modern Mechanix Blog.
A.
Large Picture Hat to conceal the latest copy of Women’s Wear Daily, which has hopefully decreed that skirts are going midi, willy nilly !
B.
A calibrated cigarette holder and tape-measure charm bracelet for measurement of other women’s skirt lengths.
C.
Earmuffs for silencing critics !
D.
Feathered duster for louvered skirts. Reduces cleaning costs.
E.
A short-wave antenna to pick up the latest Paris fashion flashes.
F.
A direct hot line to 8e Arrondissement in Paris ( Addresses of all top fashion houses )
G.
The Ultimate adjustable Skirt.
H.
A mechanism for control to a precise degree of see-through, that fashion will allow or demand.
I.
Ruler style stockings for last minute measurements.
J.
Handy pulleys for length control.